Good Name For Mrs. Clinton

HILLARY'S NEW INDIAN NAME


Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to
address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New
York state. She spoke for almost an hour
on her future plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard of living,
should she one day become the first female
President. She referred to her career as a
New York Senator, how she had signed "YES"
for every Indian issue that came to her desk
for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details
of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about
her future ideas for helping her "red sisters
and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes
presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed
with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade,
waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of
chiefs of how they come to select the new name
given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name
given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer
fly.

Thanks CATFISH