Space crap

taretmakeup Haziran 04, 2022

Crap ideas for slightly crappy drawing:

Doctor-bot C.A.G.A.D.A, specialized in species nobody's heard of
Captain Mierda, secretly planning to steer the vessel into a sun
Zurulla, has an evil left arm someone else controls (a droidstalker in a ship closeby)
Spiderbot Diminutos Caca, contains the former captain's brain currently in hypersleep

Deliver the steel crate box they picked up on CULATO XIV to the space port orbiting waste management moon NALGAS MENOR. Note on crate reads (in space common): "PLEASE DO NOT OPEN. PLEASE DO NOT EAT. PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER."

Deliver twelve bottles of fine wine to local president Salchicha Marrón. Failed.
Deliver several crates of extra heavy potatoes to some farmers. Successful, but the crates sounded a bit too metallic to contain potatoes, and the farmers looked a bit too armed.
Deliver local ex-president Salchicha Marrón to safety. Failed.

Rumour table (true or false? Roll 1d10 for the entry, and 1d20 to see if it's true or false: equal or lower = false, otherwise it's true):

There's a tiny, non-functional gun on board that could blast away a planet. It's missing a part.
Zurulla's helmet is filled with voidspace; the most empty void in the universe
The spiderbot can transform into a heat gun
The El Segundo clones every time it hypertravels; some of the clones are out to kill them
The mirror in the bathroom on deck 2 is actually a telehypervision, displaying a parallel universe
The mat in the captain's room is a creature from the planet E. STIÉRCOL II; it lives of sweat
The captain steers El Segundo through his feelings
C.A.G.A.D.A. is building a half-droid in his room. It is stealing parts from things they're supposed to deliver
The droidstalker controlling Zurullas left arm is the original owner of the arm; it wants it back
El Segundo can transform into large robot; the spiderbot works as its head when in that shape